I Don't Need Your Life Story. I Need Your ID. | Funny Notary Coffee Mug

Some conversations can wait. Identification can't.

Start your day with a smile and a reminder every notary lives by. Featuring the bold phrase:

"I Don't Need Your Life Story. I Need Your ID."

followed by:

"No ID. No Notarization. Then We'll Talk."

This mug is made for notaries, loan signing agents, mobile notaries, title professionals, and anyone who's heard every excuse imaginable before asking for one simple thing: a valid government-issued ID. Whether it's sitting at your signing table, office desk, or home workspace, it's guaranteed to spark laughs and conversations while reminding clients of the first rule of every appointment.

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes with a glossy white finish, colored interior, and matching handle, this durable ceramic mug is microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and built for everyday use.

Product Features

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• Durable ceramic with a glossy finish
• Vibrant, long-lasting printed design
• Colored interior and comfortable C-shaped handle
• Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe
• Lead- and BPA-free

Perfect For

• Notary Publics
• Loan Signing Agents
• Mobile Notaries
• Title & Escrow Professionals
• Real Estate Closings
• Funny Office Gifts
• Notary Appreciation Gifts
• Coffee Lovers with Boundaries ☕✍🏽

Care Instructions

• Dishwasher safe
• Hand wash with warm water and dish soap to help preserve the vibrant print